A guy on the Gold Coast is lucky to be alive after being attacked and bitten by a funnel web spider.They are more prevalent this time of year as the males meander about looking for mates and even the dought is bringing them me and more into contact with humans.
This guy is lucky to be alive. He was bitten four or five times and described in detail how the venom surged up his arm into his body.

There has been an anti-venom available for some time but it still needs to be administered within hours… preferably less… and of course if the spider itself can be captured it makes the process of selecting the appropriate remedy far easier. Having said that it isn’t exactly the sort of thing you’d concentrate on as you scream in pain with 10mm fangs sinking into your flesh pumping venom into your system… is it? :)

This we are told will be the title of the final part of the Potter series. A story of sorts on the topic can be read here. Of course… what we *don’t* get is a timeline for it’s release.

There are rumours… as always… it will appear mid-2007 but this could be wildly out as has happened in the past. Either way… I hope JKR takes as much time as she needs to tie up all the loose ends and make it a finale worthy of the series. The last two books have built up the ‘doomsday’ scenario well enough.

I’m hoping she can carry it through to a satisfying conclusion… which to be honest could hardly be something claimed for the Lemony Snickett series on the life of the Baudelaires!! :D What a weird ending *that* was!!

As usual… we sit quietly and wait… biting our nails and muttering darkly.

I wrote a short piece yesterday on a guy who survived a sinking boat and spider bite. Since then more details have emerged. The full story is here.

Basically Robbie Hamouda and a mate were on their way home from a fishing trip when the battery died on their way up the Georges River. The battery died and the boat became stranded on a sand bank. Robbie decided to swim ashore to get help.
Robbie Hamouda

Just why he thought this was a sensible move bearing in mind it was after midnight is open to question… but off her went. He struggled through the heavy bush alongside the river… then fell in a ditch and over a cobweb. Feeling something on his hand he brushed it aside… and was bitten four times by a redback!

Before collapsing he was able to call triple-0 and searchers spent two hours locating *which* stretch of river he was on and then another 20 mins finding him. Luckily for him he was still alive though he reports feeling he was close to dying.

He was rushed to hospital where the bites were identified and anti-venom was pumped into him.

Most of us have redbacks in and around our houses and usually we take little notice of them… other than to squash them whenever we can… but this is a reminder of just how dangerous they are!

Robbie has been released from hospital… with a *very* swollen hand… an excellent story to tell over Christmas… and the 5 bream he caught. :D

The wife went to an office party yesterday… the one in her new office where she’s yet to meet anyone! :) While she was there we decided to visit the iMax cinema and take the kids to see a 3D version of the new cartoon ‘Open Season’.

As always… viewing *anything* on those massive screens is a special event in itself, but the 3D technology they use is *very* impressive!! Though the glasses are normally weighted… if oversize in shape… they actually *do* allow you to feel as if the action is ‘real’. Maybe noit quite so much with cartoons as with real creatures, places and things… such as underwater adventures… but still enough to be *extremely* visually impressive.

I think the storyline owed a lot to Shrek I… which itself owed a lot to almost everything that had gone before… but it still had some seriously funny moments in it… which I won’t pass on for fear of spoiling the film… that had the entire audience… adults as well… roaring with laughter.

This is another DVD I’ll be buying when it’s on sale next year.

Yet again in response to some weight loss my back has started hurting. Yet again the method was the same as always. I lean forward, pick up something relatively light, and move it from left to right.

You’d think by now I’d have learned to avoid moving that way! Trouble is it doesn’t *always* do it… it’s a very intermittant occurrence. In fact… the last time was almost three years ago while my sister was here on a visit… and I can honestly say that if she and her husband had *not* been here then I don’t know how I’d have managed!! That time I could hardly *walk* let alone drive the car so without them the kids would have had a lot of time away from school.

Shouldn’t complain really. The worst time it happened I was in severe pain for nearly 18 months… just after finishing my degree at PCL in fact. I was in our somewhat cramped bedroom, and had picked up the dogs basket to move it so I could vacuum… as simple as that. The pain was so bad then I was seriously considering surgery to fuse my vertebrae! Luckily, and bizarrely, after 18 months… making the *same* move that caused the problem… whatever was wrong cured itself… lord knows how… and I’ve never been quite that bad since.
Back to today though and so far… thanks to the wonder of painkillers… this time the pain is just about bearable… if I don’t move too much. But the effect it’ll have on Xmas is my worry. Helping Father Christmas carry presents is going to be a bit of an issue… as of course will standing around cooking! Still… I’ll just have to fill up on Nurofen and soldier on hoping for the best.

The Christmas Beetle is a well-loved visitor around this time of year. The sight of these bumbling short lived creatures is a welcome reminder of the seasons change. Their bright golden hues and idiotic inability to avoid attraction to bright lights makes them a real sight… usually.

Christmas Beetle

This year however their numbers have been very depleted and this seems to be an ongoing trend. Last year there were few compared to the early years.

Whether this is caused by the drought, the building around us, or the pressure on their larvae caused by gardeners objecting to their feeding methods… i.e. on the roots of lawns… I can’t say. But I hope it is a temporary fluctuation and no more.

I for one really look forward to the annual visit… and the subsequent brushing up of the dozens of bodies that weren’t able to make it to the earth to reproduce.

This is a little reminiscent of the “sixties” in style and form, but the underlying message is still as real now as when it was written back in 1952 and at least it avoids the ‘yuck’ factor present in ‘Deck of Cards‘ by T. Texas Tyler (1948)!! :D

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Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann, Desiderata, Copyright 1952.

The unqualified, would-be historian turned holocaust denier, British idiot David Irving (69), is to be released from an Austrian prison and will be allowed to serve the remainder of his two year sentence on probation.

David Irving Nazi Sympathiser

Austria is one of several countries that has laws making denying the Nazi atrocities of World War Two a crime. I have no idea how someone like Irving latched onto the notion the holocaust was a lie… but it’s really hard to explain the disappearence of 11 million people during the war… the vast majority Jews… let alone the huge weight of supporting evidence unless it was true.

Hopefully he has now seen the error of his ways and will go somewhere quiet where he can mull over where he first stepped onto the path that led from Brentwood, UK, to a prison cell and spend the remainder of his days there banging his head against a wall.

Actually… saying he’ll be ‘home for Xmas’ is a bit of a mistake. He *has* no home. His home in London’s Mayfair and all his assets were seized when he was unable to pay the costs incurred in a failed libel case (1998) against Deborah Lipstadt and Penguin books.

I wonder if his mother was proud of him?

One poor sod went fishing on the Georges River south of Sydney yesterday and his boat sank. So unable to summon assistance… he swam ashore… only to be bitten by a spider as he struggled through dense bush after coming ashore.

The 24 year old man is currently in Westmead hospital being treated… and protected from further mishap before Christmas. Hope he makes it though to next year at least :D

Following on from the complete humiliation of the English cricket team in the last three Ashes tests, two of our most famous players seem ready to announce they’re pulling up stumps.

Ashes: McGrath-Warne 2006

Both Shane Warne (37) and Glenn McGrath (36) are expected to announce their decision to retire from International cricket by the end of the fifth test.

This is a bit of a blow for Australian cricket… especially the loss of Warne… who has been with the team for 15 of the last 16 glorious years of the Australian teams world dominance of the game.

Both men have served their country well on the field… though of course Warnes off-field antics have appalled many, not least his estranged wife Simone. Still… nobody can deny the man his due and his 699 wickets mark him as the greatest bowler in cricket history. McGrath too has done his part and is ranked third in the list of test wicket taking. Not a bad record.

No idea as yet what McGrath intends doing with his life after the game, but Warne is set to join Channel Nine’s cricket commentary team. Whether he will continue with his stint in Hampshire (where he has been Captain since 2000) is as yet an unresolved issue.

Either way… well done guys… you did good!

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