There are all sorts of people doing all sorts of odd things in order to set world records, but I have to admit this guy from Queensland, Australia, is one of the strangest I’ve come across!

Back in 1998, Les Stewart completed 16 years hard work. As ‘therapy’ after sickness meant he had to give up his job as a typing instructor for the police force, he set himself a task. He decided to manually type all whole numbers (in words!) from one to one million.

Over the years, he typed two to three pages as day using in the process a total of seven manual typewriters, 1000 ink ribbons, and 19,890 pieces of paper. There’s no information available on his marital status.

To be honest I simply can’t understand the mindset of someone who can continue to carry out such a boring repetitive task… and especially not over such a long period! From my perspective he’d have been far better ‘employed’ writing a detailed diary of his life, mundane as it might appear. After all at least that *might* have been of use to future sociologists and the like. Anything would have been better than such a monumentally complete and total waste of time!!

On a theme, Les was also the Australian Record holder for treading water, and also for swimming continuously for 30 hours. I’ve no idea what Les has been doing from over the past ten years, but I sincerely hope he’s not set himself the task of typing the same numbers in reverse order! Perhaps he’s combining the two and trying to type under water? Still… if nothing else I suppose he *has* ensured his place in the record books, even if it might for holding one of the silliest records ever!!

In 2003 Graeme Wylie was diagnosed Alzheimer’s’ disease and he finally died at his home in Cammeray in March 2006 aged 71

Shortly afterwards Shirley Justins (below right), his partner of 18 years was arrested and charged with manslaughter. His long time friend 75 year old Caren Jenning (below left) was arrested and charged with being an accomplice. The reason was that Caren had gone to Mexico on behalf of her friend and (illegally) purchased and imported the drug Nembutal. Shirley (aged 59) gave it to her partner who poured it, and drank in ‘in full knowledge’ that it would end his life.

Yesterday after a six week trial, with both women submitting a plea of ‘assisting suicide’, a jury found they were indeed guilty of manslaughter. They now await sentencing.

That evidence exists he had wanted to end his life has not been in dispute, In 2005 Mr Wylie had applied to the Swiss organisation Dignitas for permission to undergo and assisted suicide. However, the organisation had turned down the request because they had concerns about his capacity to consent as defined under Swiss law.

However, the prosecution case has been that at the time of his death, his capacity to comprehend reality had been diminished to the extent he was *unable* to make the decision to end his life ‘in full knowledge’, and thus the assistance he received made the two women guilty of manslaughter.

The entire issue has been compounded by the unfortunate fact that Mr Wylie had changed his will a week before his death reducing the amount he willed to his daughters and leaving the bulk of his estate to his partner.

Whilst one can understand *why* he would have done this, nevertheless it adds an unpleasant possibility to the mix with the suggestion that after being together 18 years Shirley was willing to kill him for money. The prosecution had a raft of evidence regarding the case much of which threw doubt on the strength of the relationship between the pair.

The result was a confused mix of suspicion and innuendo compounded with family intrigue that turned what might have been a fairly straightforward situation into a far more complex issue.

I’ve little sympathy with the anti-euthanasia brigade whatsoever. I hope if (when?) the quality of my own life deteriorates to the stage that I’m incapable of recognising my daughters, and lose control of my faculties to the extent that my quality of life is  essentially degrading that someone will step in and finish me off without suffering the added trauma of having to defend their actions in a court of law. However I also appreciate that in cases such as this where there is immense doubt about the true motivations of the principal actors the case should be examined more thoroughly.

The problem is now, as ever, that the law simply does not make allowances for people to either end their own lives or request that others assist them to end their lives by making ‘living wills’ etc. The result is that anyone following the last wishes of their loved ones, made whilst they had cognitive capacity to make them, and ending their suffering can leave themselves wide open to the full weight of the law.

Also remember that nobody is allowed to profit from their crime so if a will is made leaving an estate to the person assisting the suicide, such as a wife, who carries out the request, then she is liable to lose all rights to the partners estate!

There is a clear desire rippling through society that the law be changed.

One suggestion might be changes to the law to allow ‘assisted suicide’ if someone has made it clear the conditions under which they would wish it to be carried out coupled with the creation of a ‘tribunal’ of some sort to oversee these cases and only refer them to a court of law *if* there is sufficient evidence that there has been some form of wrongdoing. The court could be constituted to hear cases either before *or* after the event. Whilst ‘after the event’ would be more appropriate from my viewpoint, perhaps *before* might suit social realities.

Will it happen? Actually yes it might. The average age of the population is rising rapidly. This population will experience the normal physical and mental degenerations common to the oldest amongst us. Yes palliative care is available for most who will need it, and is all very well for those who want it, but there is a relatively large sub-set of the population who would prefer not to drag their ending out to extremes made possible by advanced medical care.  All this additional care will of course needs to be financed.

Whilst a small percentage of the cost will derive from the personal accumulated wealth of some individuals, much will have to be produced from the public purse. It might be that sheer numbers might put unsustainable stresses on the economy and so, despite it being for all the wrong reasons, a change might come to allow those of us who *want* to be able to die with dignity a way out.

Currently however, if nothing else, this case has taught us that immediately a diagnosis of terminal illness is made, especially if it signals mental deterioration that we make adequate wills immediately, or perhaps that our material possessions are rapidly transferred to those we wish to receive them to avoid any later suggestion that your death is being hastened for monetary gain.

Below is a picture I’ve lifted from news.com.au taken by Robert McKelland. It shows 43 year old Chris Tonkin holding his six year old daughter Lucy. You might notice he has a few interesting facial features, most notably a severely bruised eye. Seems two days ago little Lucy was toddling around some 50 metres from home, in Newcastle, carrying a letter to Santa she’d written on which she’d stuck 5 x $1 coins.

She dropped the letter and it was picked up by three guys who took the money and swore at her. She came home in tears and Chris went out to find out what had happened. He confronted the men aged between 18 – 20 years old asking them where Lucy’s money was. They responded by attacking him, blind-siding him by punching him in the ear. Once he was down they continued punching and kicking him until a passing motorist and his mate came to his aid. The attackers ran away, boarded a bus and disappeared.

Chris Tonking - bashed for $5Whilst they were beating up Chris, 6 year old Lucy was screaming “Don’t hurt daddy, don’t hurt daddy” before she ran off being later found hiding in a cupboard trembling and crying.

Chris was taken to hospital where he received treatment for his injuries, none of which proved permanent – probably only due to the attack being interrupted. Police are now looking for the three men who are also suspected of an earlier attack on a teenage boy. The only description they have to go on is that they were aged between 18 – 20, were of ‘Aboriginal appearance’ and that one had a small beard. Not a lot to go on really.

I suppose I didn’t really need to reproduce the story entirely, you could have read it *here* but it really needs driving home how suddenly a simple ‘domestic’ situation can explode into violent confrontation. Here is another example of how fragile is our grip on ‘civilised’ behaviour. Society depends on individuals accepting certain common rules of behaviour that allow is to live together in relative harmony. When two cultures with differing values meet you can never be sure what is going to result.

In this case I don’t think the fact these guys were reportedly ‘Aboriginal’ has much bearing on the issue. We’re seeing a sub-culture developing in which the immediate response to any perceived ‘problem’ is violence. It isn’t just males either, as witnessed by the attack on fifteen year old Angela Stanovic we discussed a few days ago.

Having said that, I have to question whether my perceptions are actually ‘real’. I’ve not experienced any violence in my day to day life, nor as far as I’m aware have any of my family of friends… here or in the UK. Of course we’re all somewhat sheltered behind the veneer of our cotton-wool insulated middle-class lifestyle, but even so if this violence was an endemic as the media would have us believe, we’d either all be cowering in our beds or out on the streets in vigilante groups!

Nevertheless the story *does* demonstrate how easily that veneer can be shattered and how, sadly, the old expression ‘constant vigilance’ still resonates today.

Always seeming to be the bearer of bad news, we are sad to report the death of of another one of Hollywood’s greats, Tula Ellice Finklea, far better known as Cyd Charisse (87).

Ok perhaps Cyd Charisse wasn’t quite as ‘great’ as some, but she certainly had her moments. One of those ‘moments’, in my mind at least, arrived whilst starring with Gene Kelly in the “Broadway Melody Ballet” from “Singing in the Rain” a still from which is shown below. This part she landed because as lovely as Debbie Reynolds was, she just couldn’t dance very well! Lucky Cyd… and lucky us!:)

Cyd Charisse & Gene Kelly

Unfortunately for those feminists out there, one of *the* defining features of Ms Charisse was her legs which seemed as they say, to go on ‘from here to eternity”! :)

She was not just another pretty face of course but an accomplished actress and dancer. Certainly Gene Kelly appreciated her abilities since they starred together in several movies. In fact had she not been pregnant she might well have starred alongside him in “An American in Paris”, but the part had to be passed on to Leslie Caron.

Perhaps her best obituary would be the words spoken about her by the great Fred Astaire who reportedly said ” “That Cyd! When you’ve danced with her, you stay danced with.”.

Somehow over the past few months, two eighteen month old twins were allowed to starve to death by their parents in Sunnybank Hills, a Queensland suburb. Their bodies were discovered by an eleven year old sibling who went into their room to try to locate the source of a foul smell in the house and found the bodies in their cot. They had been dead for at least a week.

Exactly what happened is still unclear but currently the (so-called) parents, a thirty year old mother and twenty either year old father, were charged with “failing to provide the necessities of life”. The charges may be ‘upgraded’ to manslaughter or murder depending on the results from the post-mortem to be carried out today.

The family had been reported to DOCS but they had determined no action was necessary stating yesterday:

“Where there is no evidence for the department to take action, it has no legal basis to intervene with a family and it would be totally inappropriate for the department to attempt to do so.”

And with that two children were left to starve to death. At the moment, words fail me.

Over the time we’ve been here we’ve got almost used to the incipient racism underlying a lot of Australian society. The one thing in it’s favour is that it isn’t hidden away and that people are quite open about it which at least means it is able to be discussed freely.

However occasionally underlying racial tensions explode into violent confrontation, the last such obvious occasions were the Cronulla Riots of 2005, when 5,000 adults confronted each other over perceived “intimidatory behaviour by groups of non-locals”, and mayhem ensued. Those events are exceptional, and as regrettable as they are, especially to the individuals hurt, they might serve in some way to relieve tensions inasmuch as local concerns can be addressed and resolved by concerned authorities.

What are far more disturbing are those groups that target individuals for no obvious reason other than their assumed ethnic origins. For example, three weeks ago fifteen year old Angela Stanovic was attacked by a group of 15 females and males as she waited for her mother to collect her from school.

Angela Stanovic and her mother DanilelaAs her mother approached the bus stop where, already frightened Angela was waiting, she ran for safety towards the car and the crowd gave chase shouting for her to ‘go back where she came from’.

She was pulled out of the car, struck in the face and then kicked repeatedly as she lay curled on the floor. Her mother ran to protect her and was also attacked by the crowd!

Police later raided the school seized several mobile phones which pupils had used to record the confrontation and then charged a 16 year old girl with assault and robbery.

The ethnic composition of the crowd attacking her is unknown, but I could hardly suggest that they would see Angela’s appearance as anything other than ‘ordinary’. From the picture you wouldn’t think there was anything clearly ‘alien’ that a crowd would hit on to distinguish her from any other child at the school she is just a pretty young girl. Yet it appears her Serbian origins were enough to generate enough hatred to warrant this assault. There can’t be any other reason, she had only been at the Nerang school three weeks after leaving a previous school where she had *also* been bullied and given death threats!

To me this disgraceful attack is more disturbing than the Cronulla riots in that whilst it was clearly racially motivated it was carried out by young children. In Cronulla we had a group of adults who should have known better relieving tension that could have developed for any number of causes, racism being just one. In this case these children would have had no obvious reason for their racism.

Where would feelings like these develop? The only real answer is that they developed at home, and that whilst they were absorbing the racism at home, they also learned that it was both appropriate and acceptable for them to respond to these irrational feelings by a violent mob attack on a defenceless young girl.

If this is symptomatic of what youth in Queensland view as the proper way to respond to their social concerns all I can say is God help the rest of us!! These kids are Australia’s future, and whether they like it or not immigration will continue. They need to be taught to come to terms with it. In the meantime, the knowledge there is a sub-class of violently racist youth developing isn’t something to look forward with any enthusiasm whatsoever.

That doyen of the red carpet, Joan Rivers, has put her foot once again in her somewhat oversized (and some might say overused?) mouth when she let fly with some interesting expletives during a live broadcast on UK television.

During the Program “Loose Women”, Joan (aged 75) she described Aussie actor Russell Crowe letting fly with a couple of obscene words which resulted in her being ejected from the studio instead of continuing the program after the commercial break. The host, Jackie Brambles. apologised a couple of times and the program continued.

Joan Rivers CollageAccording to Joan she thought the program had the usual ’7 second delay’ giving producers time to ‘bleep out’ offensive words and apologised for the error, but noted she wasn’t given the ‘goodie bag’ most stars receive for appearing on the show! :D

However, it must be said that at the very least the ‘indiscretion’ has provided her with far more publicity than she would otherwise have gleaned from appearing on the show and will no doubt help boost ticket sales for her West End show “Joan Rivers: A Work in Progress by a Life in Progress” in which she makes her UK acting debut.

It’s a sad reflection on UK TV that their famous irreverence and sense of humour has been subdued by political correctness to this level of po-faced embarrassment over such a trivial issue. Joan Rivers is a very clever woman, I like her. Ok her face has been lifted so many times she now sports a beard but for all that, and for all her occasional crudity, she can be a very *very* funny woman.

Full coverage from The Grauniad.

An interesting slant on Australia’s favourite folk song, and ‘almost national anthem’ has emerged thanks to the work of Dennis O’Keefe who spent 15 years researching the story.

The fundamentals seem to be that Banjo Patterson, who wrote the song, was ‘courting’ the daughter of the squatter who owned the land where the events took place and whilst aware, of the facts was unable to write of them openly. The courtship itself was less than proper for the times since whilst Banjo was doing his wooing, he was simultaneously engaged to the best friend of the object of his desire.

The song, written in 1894, refers obliquely to a shearers strike in New South Wales and Queensland during which violence often broke out between the squatters and the shearers.

By the way, in Australia a ‘squatter’ is someone who is legally settled on government land hoping to acquire full title to it. They are often extremely wealthy and powerful families! The shearer is essentially itinerant moving from station to station (farm to farm) wherever work exists for them.

In this case, the shearers were union led and it was one of the union leaders, a German immigrant named Samuel Hoffmeister who was the swagman. In the song, he was approached by the squatter and three troopers but committed suicide by jumping in the billabong (an ox-bow lake).

However the claim is that the song refers to an incident at Dagworth in which the strikers had somehow managed to burn down the shearing shed on the station owned by the Macpherson family. The next day the ‘squatter; Bob Macpherson accompanied by three troopers found the ‘swagman’ by a billabong and shot and killed him, either whilst trying to detain him, or in revenge for the arson attack.

The true events were never disclosed fully and the matter was hushed up. Samuel Hoffmeister’s was deemed to have committed suicide at a hurriedly concluded inquest.

Despite being both a solicitor and journalist, Patterson felt unable to write openly about the story because of his infatuation with Christina Macpherson, the squatters sister. As a further twist to the story, it would seem it was Christina who provided Banjo with the tune to the song having heard it played at a race meeting.

Whilst the truth about the swagman’s death was hushed up, the nascent scandal relating to the ‘affair’ between Christina and Banjo despite being well known in the area was ‘nipped in the bud’. It ended when Christina’s brother Bob, ran Banjo off the station. Christina was forbidden ever to see, speak or write to Banjo again. Her friend, Sarah Riley broke off the engagement and went to live in London. Neither woman ever married and neither spoke to the other again. Banjo Patterson however did marry, and had two children. He died in 1941 aged 76.

After several years no word has been heard about the fate of little Rahma el-Dennaoui missing now since November 2005 with no clue about her whereabouts.

We ran a short story on her disappearance in 2007 (Spare a thought… ) but nothing has yet been heard.

One of the problems hampering the police search was the limited number of photos available. The one they eventually released of her was taken ten months before she went missing and of course now would be totally out of date. We’ve no clue where she is but if anyone has any ideas or suspicions it would be good if they made them known to the police (02-9821-8444), or even anonymously to Crimestoppers (1800 333 000).

Wherever she is we hope at least that she is alive, well and happy.

Despite having lost their defamation case with regards Mercedes Corby and agreeing to a settlement that involved (as usual) a non-disclosure agreement, the host of the offending show Anna Coren seems to have opened a can of worms by discussing the case on Brisbane Radio.

I’m no lawyer and didn’t hear the report… but the story can be read *here* and if the reports are correct and she is claiming *again* that the story they ran was correct then surely she is repeating the defamation and is opening the Channel to yet more litigation?

We are waiting to see what Mercedes does. She may just decide to leave it alone and see what develops… but who could blame her for going at them again?

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