Reports claim that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been paid $15,000,000 by Hello magazine to allow them ‘exclusive rights’ to the first pictures of their new babies. Really?

I have pictures of my kids here I could sell Hello for a damn sight less than that. Tell yas what… if someone from Hello would contact me they can have our baby pictures for $150,000*… a tiny percentage of what they’re paying that other couple!!

In the meatime can someone explain to me just how in heavens name pictures of *any* newborn babies can be worth that sort of money? Sounds totally ludicrous to me… in my experience most babies look almost identical!

Pictures? Forget it! :)

*ok… make it $15,000… I’m not greedy.

It’s possible some of you might never have heard of singer Billy Ray Cyrus, but I’ll bet there are a lot fewer of you who’ve never heard of his daughter Miley who has been making a name of her own with her alter ego as “Hannah Montana” especially if you have kids around you!

Over the months, fifteen year old Miley has had her share of controversy. Her ‘image’ has been a traditional Disney ‘wholesomeness’ but someone has slowly been leaking pictures of her onto the internet showing her in various states of dress (and undress) and in poses which have done her image no good at all.

I’m not reproducing them here because there are enough images out there of her if you want to look but I *am* reproducing the photo of the guy who’s been accused of ‘leaking’ them!

Josh Holly aka trainreq

Josh Holly aka 'trainreq'

This guy is eighteen year old Josh Holly, who also describes himself as a hacker and runs a blog where his pseudonym is ‘trainreq’. According to Josh, who lives in Murfreesboro, Tenn, USA, he ‘hacked’ into Miley’s phone, read her personal mail and downloaded photos she’d taken of herself (on her own phone).

Now I don’t know about you but I think this is absolutely disgusting behaviour! Whatever else she is or isn’t, Miley is a young girl who has as much right to her privacy as anyone else… maybe more so bearing in mind her age and career… and people like this wannabe really need to be slapped back into line. I sincerely hope the full weight of the law descends on him like a ton of bricks.

Taking this sort of photo of yourself is something millions of kids do now, after all it’s so easy to do and it’s fun to do these ‘sexy’ poses for a laugh. Naturally, most images are simply deleted. For the ‘less than famous’ some images might be shared amongst friends… what people of Miley’s age and situation rarely do is have them posted on the open internet for people to ogle!

In the USA and much of the world Miley, at 15, still underage and whilst none of the pictures so far published are actually obscene they are still ‘questionable’ and if Josh publishes the *nude* shots he says she’d taken of herself he could be in real trouble!

Even leaving that aside, I’m sure the USA has laws that make hacking into private phones and data theft illegal, but added to that I’d have though Billy Ray would be hot on this guy’s tail to sue him for every penny he ever earns. Then of course you have Disney itself who have millions tied up in this girls career and *they* will be less than pleased with Josh. Maybe ten years in the slammer will help explain to him that his actions weren’t quite as funny as he thought.

Ok he has had his own 5 minutes of fame… but now it’s time he learns what happens to people who breach other peoples privacy for their own gain.

Wow… for what might be the first time ever I’m on the side of the rich and famous!

Our best wishes are sent for a speedy recovery to Christina Applegate, recently diagnosed with breast cancer.

Kelly Bundy - Christina Applegate

Kelly Bundy - Christina Applegate

My memories of her are mostly from her role as the ditzy kid ‘Kelly Bundy’ from Married with Children and this is perhaps her best known role, at least for most males around the globe.

Kelly was the archetypal airhead bimbo and Christina played her gloriously. The series which wasn’t particularly well known in the UK was actually one of the funniest ‘toilet humour’ series ever and Christina was perfectly cast as Kelly. We watched her grow in the part, physically if not mentally, from a cheeky 15 year old into a 25 year old somewhat promiscuous blonde bimbo who’s lines and vacuous expression could easily lead you to believe she was character acting, whereas in fact the opposite was true.

Since the series ended some years back she has appeared in several successful series including the lead in ‘Jesse’, and (currently ) as an amnesiac in ‘Samantha Who,’ and is doing ok thank you, even allowing for the recent death of an ex-boyfriend in unusual circumstances.

Christina (now aged 36) has been a long time campaigner for research into breast cancer partly because her mother developed both breast and cervical cancer though is currently in remission on all fronts.

She’s a fighter and I wish her well. Hopefully Christina will make a full and complete recovery.

Hot on the heels of my last post complaining about what a backwater the UK has become, is news of a Disco that has taken on board Homer Simpsons edict of “No Fat Chicks” and run with it barring them from entry to the club!

The manager of the club who it seems is no lightweight himself finally abandoned his attempts to bar people he considered ‘large’ after a furious protest erupted. Still, the point has been made… not only that for women ‘thin’ is the only acceptable body form allowed, but that sexism, mysogeny and the rest has been confirmed as alive and kicking!!

I suppose there are some who would suggest that Jersey isn’t really a part of the UK… especially when it gets this sort of publicity… but hey… I’m sure they have a point, even if it’s only on top of their heads!

Story: BBC News

You want a discussion about diaphragms… or Brazilian waxing… or big cars… or plastic surgery…  or… ?? Well now’s your chance.

Angela Catterns & Wendy HarmerFor those of you have listened to me ramble on incessantly about Angela Catterns (and occasionally Wendy Harmer) now is your chance to listen to those honeyed tones and find out why her voice is so addictive!

Ange and Wendy have teamed up to produce a 16 part series of Podcasts for the ABC. The series is called “Is it just me?” and the first one has been released today.

Is it good? Well *of course it is* which is why I’m suggesting you go listen to it. It isn’t just for Australian audiences by the way… these are two very successful, very clever and very funny women who have rightly risen to the top of their respective trees

In essence, the Podcasts are Ange and Wendy chatting about anything that takes their fancy from family… to… well anything really. And damn good they are too!

Don’t forget to leave some feedback to let me know how good you thought think they are!!

So let’s see. Who got sucked into the hype and like a million others went out and bought an iPhone? Oops… you did?

Well, if you *did* rush out and buy one I doubt you’ll be too happy reading the rest of this article.

To be honest I was considering rushing out with the rest of the herd to get my grubby little hands on a grubby little screen but after after a lot of reading round I decided to wait awhile and see what the reviews were like about the machine in use. I also wanted to wait out and see what the alternatives were because several stories made oblique references to ‘new touch phones’ that were coming onto the market, but mostly without any specifics.

I began reading around a wider circle and stopped short when I came to two new phones, one was the HTC Diamond which is a *beautiful* piece of kit with pretty good specs the other was the Samsung Omnia which is where I now am… drooling! The phone is good looking but the specs… ohhh… the specs!!!

For those of you with iPhones, compare what Apple has provided with your bright new offering, with the Samsung machine specs:

  • 3.2-inch wide touch display
  • GPS
  • stereo Bluetooth,
  • WiFi
  • 8/16 GB internal memory
  • memory card slot (accepts up to 16GB micro-sd card)
  • 5 MP camera (with sports auto-focus, geo-tagging, auto-panorama, stabilizer, face detection, smile detection, and video editing)
  • FM radio
  • auto-rotation
  • 12.5mm body

… well yes there’s more, but I’m sure you get the picture?

There’s a review at http://www.infosyncworld.com/news/n/9459.html if you’re interested.

Samsung Omnia i900 i907For me the appeal of the Samsung lies in the radio, the GPS and the 5Mp camera. However, the Div-X support… and the ability to support 16Gb mini-SD cards *as well as* the inbuilt 8/16Gb will mean I could carry several full length movies to watch if I was ever anywhere where I (or the kids) could otherwise be bored rigid! :)

Currently, from the published specs, it seems to be really approaching the ‘all-in-one’ mobile computer, PDA. phone concept many of us have been looking for.  Of course usability is something that only comes with hands-on experience.

Despite the fact that my iMate JasJam comes with a slide-out keyboard, I rarely use it.

For preference, I use the touch screen and have almost exclusively since purchase! So for me, character recognition is something else I’ve come to expect as a must have… and something else the iPhone seems to have ignored.

Of course *price* is an all-consuming sticking point for many, including myself, so no matter how good a device it is, if it simply costs too much when it is available in Australia, then no matter what it offers, it’ll just have to be put on the wish list and wait.

Right now tho I’m waiting for a test model to become available… and if it’s available on an affordable ‘plan. I’m sure I won’t have long to wait. :)

Had a nice email from Angela Catterns the other day in response to a ‘welcome back’ message I sent via her website. Today is her final day sitting in for Richard Feidler in his ‘Conversation Hour’ on ABC Local Radio 702 and I was prepared to say ‘bye’ for now. I’d even dug out this old photo of her taken when she was a presenter at Triple J radio in 1986 to give her a better ‘send-off’! :)

Angel Catterns at Triple J in 1986However, she told me she’ll be sitting in for James Valentine in the afternoons for the next two weeks! The response from me was ‘woohoo’!!

This week was good for us fans, just in terms of her voice getting some airing but much as she did her job beautifully, the structure of the Conversation Hour is fairly rigid in that an interviewer is really there to… well… interviews!

One of Angela’s strongest skills is her ability to get people to open up, which she did beautifully this week. Of course the point of the interview is to give the person being interviewed a chance to share and shine instead of the person asking the questions, tho of course the right questions have to be asked! So you don’t really want the presenter to outshine the target! :)

The afternoon show however is very varied in its appeal with a large variety of ‘segments’ where the presenter is the main focus and I’m expecting Angela to again come into her own and let it all hang out in the way only she can. Should be a great couple of weeks.

Oh yes… before anyone decides I’m getting obsessed with Ange this isn’t quite true. She just has a voice that is entirely consistent with ‘honesty’ and it’s a pleasure to listen to her. I’m just one of a half million other members of ‘Angelas Army’, a group of people who happily follow her around the airwaves just because we trust her. :)

There are all sorts of people doing all sorts of odd things in order to set world records, but I have to admit this guy from Queensland, Australia, is one of the strangest I’ve come across!

Back in 1998, Les Stewart completed 16 years hard work. As ‘therapy’ after sickness meant he had to give up his job as a typing instructor for the police force, he set himself a task. He decided to manually type all whole numbers (in words!) from one to one million.

Over the years, he typed two to three pages as day using in the process a total of seven manual typewriters, 1000 ink ribbons, and 19,890 pieces of paper. There’s no information available on his marital status.

To be honest I simply can’t understand the mindset of someone who can continue to carry out such a boring repetitive task… and especially not over such a long period! From my perspective he’d have been far better ‘employed’ writing a detailed diary of his life, mundane as it might appear. After all at least that *might* have been of use to future sociologists and the like. Anything would have been better than such a monumentally complete and total waste of time!!

On a theme, Les was also the Australian Record holder for treading water, and also for swimming continuously for 30 hours. I’ve no idea what Les has been doing from over the past ten years, but I sincerely hope he’s not set himself the task of typing the same numbers in reverse order! Perhaps he’s combining the two and trying to type under water? Still… if nothing else I suppose he *has* ensured his place in the record books, even if it might for holding one of the silliest records ever!!

Always seeming to be the bearer of bad news, we are sad to report the death of of another one of Hollywood’s greats, Tula Ellice Finklea, far better known as Cyd Charisse (87).

Ok perhaps Cyd Charisse wasn’t quite as ‘great’ as some, but she certainly had her moments. One of those ‘moments’, in my mind at least, arrived whilst starring with Gene Kelly in the “Broadway Melody Ballet” from “Singing in the Rain” a still from which is shown below. This part she landed because as lovely as Debbie Reynolds was, she just couldn’t dance very well! Lucky Cyd… and lucky us!:)

Cyd Charisse & Gene Kelly

Unfortunately for those feminists out there, one of *the* defining features of Ms Charisse was her legs which seemed as they say, to go on ‘from here to eternity”! :)

She was not just another pretty face of course but an accomplished actress and dancer. Certainly Gene Kelly appreciated her abilities since they starred together in several movies. In fact had she not been pregnant she might well have starred alongside him in “An American in Paris”, but the part had to be passed on to Leslie Caron.

Perhaps her best obituary would be the words spoken about her by the great Fred Astaire who reportedly said ” “That Cyd! When you’ve danced with her, you stay danced with.”.

I’m no great lover of opera though I can happily listen to some of the great arias when removed from their pretentious surroundings. This morning on Australian Classic FM, they were playing the final scene of Puccini’s ‘Tosca’. Unfortunately this scene contains nothing I can claim to like listening to either.

However they did relate the tale of how the late great Eve Turner somewhat annoyed the stage hands throughout the opera’s run at the Lyric in Chicago back in the early 1940′s, with the result that they took their revenge. This was accomplished at the final scene where Tosca throws herself to her death from the walls of the church when instead of the soft blankets she usually found underneath her… she landed on a trampoline.

Much to the surprise (and laughter) of the audience, Tosca reappeared several times behind the wall!

Of course it could all be apocryphal but as far as I know nobody has yet denied it and it’s a great story. :D

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